This night was such a perfect night! Being on stage with Paramore! <3
$100 Who wants it? Message me!
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still not over itOh here’s my friend Marilee on stage with Sufjan Stevens. Cool.
She is SO cuuute meeting Sufjan!
danielzrotflLast night for Halloween, Lights was in Arizona for a show! She told everyone to come dressed up and was very impressed with our Zelda costumes!
Last night for Halloween, Lights was in Arizona for a show! She told everyone to come dressed up and was very impressed with our Zelda costumes!
It is in the 3rd row, seat #1 !
Click here for more information!
http://www.stubhub.com/madonna-tickets/madonna-phoenix-us-airways-center-10-16-2012-4031702/?ticket_id=472653594
You Know You’re From Arizona When…
You’ve signed so many petitions to recall governors you can’t remember the
name of the incumbent.
You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees without flinching.
You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour…and it will be over 100
degrees.
You discover, in July it only takes two fingers to drive your car, because
your steering wheel is so hot.
You can make sun tea instantly.
You run your a/c in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.
The best parking is determined by shade…..not distance.
You realize that “Valley Fever” isn’t a disco dance.
Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.
It’s noon in July, kids are on summer vacation and yet all the streets are
totally empty of both cars and people.
You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
Sunscreen is sold year round, kept right at the checkout counter.
You put on fresh sunscreen just to go check the mail box.
Some fools will market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will
actually buy them. Worse…..some fools actually try to jog.
You know hot air balloons can’t rise because the air temperature is hotter
than the air inside the balloon.
You get angry when your favorite artist jumps from California to New Mexico.
No one would dream of putting vinyl inside a car.
You see two trees fighting over a dog.
You can say “Hohokam” and people don’t think you’re laughing funny
You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River
You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves
You can pronounce”Saguaro”, “Tempe”, “San Xavier”, “Canyon de Chelly”,
“Mogollon Rim”, and Cholla”
You can understand the reason for a town named “Why”
You can fry an egg on the hood of a car IN THE MORNING!
You hear people say “but it’s a DRY heat!”
You buy salsa by the gallon.
Your Christmas decorations include sand and l00 paper bags.
You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but clear out
come the end of April.
You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
Most of the restaurants in town have the first name “El” or “Los.”
You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.
Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
Most homes have more firearms than people.
Kids will ask, “What’s a mosquito?”
People who have black cars or black upholstery in their car are
automatically assumed to be from out of-state or nuts.
You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you’re wearing
shorts.
If you haven’t worked for Motorola at some time, you must be a newcomer.
You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Arizona.
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So I have been at the airport for about 12 hours now. Flight leaves in about 3 hours. I am ready to go to Arizona to see DanielzROTFL <3
So excited to see him, not excited for the wrath of Arizona’s heat.
Living in Oregon all my life I am used to moderately cold/warm not SCORTCHING.
I will probably die.
or just get super tan.
(let’s hope it is the second one)
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME? FUCK THAT I’M NOT GONNA CHANGE MY CLOCKS.
(Arizona is the only state in the 50 states without daylight savings.)
MOUNTAIN STANDARD TIME? SHIT NO. I GET MY OWN TIMEZONE ON TUMBLR.
(On many online websites, Arizona is considered its own time zone.)
VALENTINES DAY? NOPE. MY BIRTHDAY.
(Arizona was founded on February 14, 1912.)
4 SEASONS? HEEEELLLL NO. YOU GET BROWN AND YELLOW ALL YEAR ROUND, YOU FUCKS.
(Arizona gets an average high of 110 Fahrenheit degrees every summer.)
WANT SOME ARIZONA TEA? NOOOOOO GO GET YOUR OWN TEA!!!!!
(Arizona tea is not even made in Arizona, it is made in New York.)
